Children are invited to submit captions for the following pictures.... 

"Hmm, I've been trying this for nearly an hour now.  Maybe I should just use my key."

(Emma Barlow)

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Sir Bruce's blind date was not off to the best possible start...

(Jamie Cantor)

3

"Behold the miracle of the phoenix! ... and for once not setting fire to my beard ...."

(Josh Williams)